If you're part of one of those unfortunate couples who can't conceive a child, here's some important advice. You must have sexual intercourse to have a child. Now you may be thinking. "Well, duh, we kind of know that, idiot!" But apparently some people don't, like a couple in Germany. They supposedly had no idea that you need to insert tab A into slot B to produce children. Makes me think of the old days of American tv, where married couples always slept in separate beds and children were apparently conceived by some form of immaculate conception.

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