Some Questions Shouldn't Be Answered.

A good example is why I got a hit today for "gueguen porn" from someone in Turkey.  While I'm not hideous I doubt anyone other than an actual sex partner of mine would want to see naked pictures of me.

I Think I'll Pass.

It's amazing the goofy gimmicks people will use to sell a product. A Winnipeg pizzaria called Porno Pizza offers pornographic pictures with each pizza it delivers. You must provide proof you're legal before they'll let you have the pizza, but the idea is otherwise legal. Porno founder Corey Wildman says he might consider turning the idea into a franchise if it does well. I'm afraid I won't be a potential customer. I see no need for porn with my pizza, and if I may be vulgar I'd be a little leery of where the pizza shop workers might be putting their hands given the porn they'll be seeing.

Porn, Is There Anywhere It Can't Go?

Ah, the amazing things technology offers us. The cell phone company Tellus has begun offering porn in photographic and video form on its telephones, much to the distaste of many. Of course, as Tellus spokesman Jim Johannsson noted porn has been available for mobile download ever since web capable phones hit the market. The new Tellus service will provide material that is legal under Canadian law and will attempt to block underage users from accessing said content. Of course there's also the fact that they might end up making a good bit of money doing so if a prediction by a British research group proves true. Juniper Research says that mobile porn content could generate as much as 14.5 billion dollars US over the next 5 years.

Personally I have a hard enough time seeing why someone would want to watch a TV program on their cell phone. But porn? Do people really need that much help getting horny that they will squint at a tiny cell phone screen to see some boobs? And frankly I hear enough about random people's sex lives in public without them getting more encouragement to blab about it by watching sex vids on the bus or in a mall food court.

Boy, this has to be the oddest hit yet on here. Someone came across the blog from a websearch on Google for "free gay muscleman archive." Sorry to disappoint you, buddy, but you won't find any gay porn on here. On the other hand it wouldn't surprise me if a blog for such a thing exists given the porn blogs I've run across before.

Sigh.

Looking thru my e-mail tonight one of the entries was some porn spammer offering me umpteen so and so's for my viewing pleasure. Frankly the only viewing pleasure those folks could offer me would be if they turned up at my front door so I could kick their sorry, spamming, and disgustingly exploitive asses. Hard.