I'll be doing some housecleaning in the morning, which brings up the obvious question. Where the hell is my self cleaning house, dammit? We were all supposed to have self cleaning houses by now. You can keep the antigravity belts and all those gewgaws, just give me a living space I don't have to clean and I'll be happy.

While I'm at it let me add this week's random search engine attractor word: hentai.
(Previous attempts at this tactic haven't worked, but if at first you don't succeed....)