Over the last 24 hours certain Internet sites have been sluggish for me, or haven't come up at all. Can I blame the Tea Party for that, since US government servers might not be getting proper attention, resulting in problems? Or should I blame the rush to sign up for Obamacare, which has apparently caused problems for the US government website involved? Or is it actually Grand Theft Auto V's fault, since the online gaming portion of the game went active yesterday, and was expected to suck up a lot of bandwidth?
I know it's not my fault, so I have to blame someone, right?