Regular readers (yes, they do actually exist!) of this blog may remember my recent post about Charles B. Horn. It seems my musing about the article and April Fool's wasn't far off the mark. Apparently it was a hoax, if reports like this are to be believed. The thing is "Horn's" purported theory is hardly any more outre than the actual conspiracy theories and bizarre pseudoscience ideas that people actually believe, like British media personality David Icke and his claims that various famous persons are actually shape changing alien space lizards.